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We Heard it thru
The Grapevine
(Got it in our e-mail)
How Many Dogs Does It Take
to Change A Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun
is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one.
And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't
reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can
still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!
Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll
change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make
sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see
that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll
just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change
it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco
Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it
is, there it is, right there ....
Greyhound: It isn't moving.
Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First,
I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...
Poodle: I'll just blow in
the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring
the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer:
"Dogs do not change light
bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long
before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
Thanks to Margie B. for sharing this
with us!
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