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We Heard it thru
The Grapevine…
(Got it in our e-mail)
New Breeds
(???)
The following new combination dog breeds have
now been officially recognized:
Collie + Lhasa Apso -- Collapso, a dog that
folds up for easy transport.
Spitz + Chow Chow -- Spitz-Chow, a dog that
throws up a lot.
Pointer + Setter -- Poinsetter, a traditional
Christmas pet.
Malamute + Pointer -- Moot Point, owned
by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund -- Pyradachs, a
puzzling breed .
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso -- Peekasso, an
abstract dog.
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer
Spaniel -- Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
-- Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
Newfoundland + Basset Hound -- Newfound Asset
Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
Terrier + Bulldog -- Terribull, a dog that
makes awful mistakes.
Bloodhound + Labrador -- Blabador, a dog that
barks incessantly.
Collie + Malamute -- Commute, a dog that
travels to work.
Deerhound + Terrier -- Derriere, a dog that's
true to the end.
Bull Terrier + Shitzu -- Bull...... Oh, never
mind.
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